I knew the moment our lips touched
That we were not made of the same stuff
That you would never be mine
And I would never be yours
That I would not fall asleep to your steady sighs
Or wake up to your hands caressing my thighs
But damn
Dick game ridiculous.
Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.
Because it’s so difficult for me to write creatively while I’m depressed, I think I’m just going to write a long essay logging my experiences for the past month or so while I’ve been depressed. I think I’m calling it “This is Your Life on Sad.” But who would really want to read something like that?
if we’d developed particle weapons during the ronald reagan era we could have called them ronald rayguns but we fucked that up just like everything else
He probably assumed all of us Oklahomans are Christians…
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
Towns in Oklahoma and other Midwest communities have been left decimated after at least two dozen tornadoes ripped through the region. Here are ways to help disaster relief organizations that have mobilized support.
Do you know how much it would piss me off if I lost a loved one in a tragedy and I saw you tweeting about how “blessed” you are because it didn’t affect you?
The damage from this tornado in Moore, OK is utterly mindblowing.
I’m fine, but the city of Moore (just north of where I live) has been ravaged by an F4/5 tornado. It hit an elementary school and as far as I know they are still trying to help those trapped inside. Terrible.
yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers
CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”
