May 2013
155 posts
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I knew the moment our lips touched That we were not made of the same stuff That you would never be mine And I would never be yours That I would not fall asleep to your steady sighs Or wake up to your hands caressing my thighs But damn Dick game ridiculous.
May 25th
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May 25th
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Because it’s so difficult for me to write creatively while I’m depressed, I think I’m just going to write a long essay logging my experiences for the past month or so while I’ve been depressed. I think I’m calling it “This is Your Life on Sad.” But who would really want to read something like that?
May 25th
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May 24th
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trillow: if we’d developed particle weapons during the ronald reagan era we could have called them ronald rayguns but we fucked that up just like everything else
May 24th
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WatchWatch
lizzlemcguizzle: i take you to the candy shop NO
May 23rd
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earthnation: will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
May 21st
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How to help survivors of the Oklahoma tornadoes →
Towns in Oklahoma and other Midwest communities have been left decimated after at least two dozen tornadoes ripped through the region. Here are ways to help disaster relief organizations that have mobilized support.
May 21st
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Do you know how much it would piss me off if I lost a loved one in a tragedy and I saw you tweeting about how “blessed” you are because it didn’t affect you?
May 21st
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May 20th
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I’m fine, but the city of Moore (just north of where I live) has been ravaged by an F4/5 tornado. It hit an elementary school and as far as I know they are still trying to help those trapped inside. Terrible.
May 20th
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theanti90smovement: yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”
May 20th
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I don’t understand guys on grindr who say they are “straight acting” like the only characteristic of being “straight” is that you are attracted to the opposite sex yet here you are prowling for dicks
May 20th
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May 19th
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if Yahoo! buys Tumblr and bans pornographic images then we should make like the band on the Titanic and reblog porn until we sink down into the icy abyss
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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Maybe one day I’ll be famous enough as an author to meet Orson Scott Card and tell him in person that he’s wrong and I hate him.
May 17th
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May 17th
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I am writing a short screenplay about two guys who hook up in Mexico City. One guy is from there and speaks Spanish and the other guy is from the USA and speaks only English.  The first meeting is magical. Even though they can’t really understand each other, they can tell they have a connection. They spend the night together and  begin to fantasize about what the future has in store for...
May 16th
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May 16th
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I wish I could go back in time and sing Yung Rapunxel at my Catholic school’s 5th grade talent show
May 16th
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May 15th
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“Your 20’s are your ‘selfish’ years. It’s a decade to immerse yourself in every...”
– Kyoko Escamilla (via beatsandbrushes)
May 15th
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Every time I start to think that I hate Tumblr, Reddit reminds me why it is far more worthy of my disdain.
May 15th
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saddeer: I’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’m a psychopath
May 15th
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