John Paul Brammer

Just wanted to say that I really enjoy your poem 'I Will Not Chase You' =)

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:40:42 -0400

Aw, thank you! I will tell you right now, I suck at poetry. Definitely not my strong suit. I’m just glad you liked it. :)

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:25:01 -0400

If we haven’t spoken in a while and you get an awkward text from me saying “hey”...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:32:45 -0400

If we haven’t spoken in a while and you get an awkward text from me saying “hey” then it’s probably because we banged in my dream last night.

"It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:17:46 -0400

“It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed is you.”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald (via evergreenwood)

I knew that post was going to offend someone so I edited it until it was a sloppy mess of...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:53:00 -0400

I knew that post was going to offend someone so I edited it until it was a sloppy mess of “sometimes” and “kind of’s” and “but I still think that’s great’s” and someone was still offended :’(

You know sometimes, as a writer, it ticks me off when people project their own level of involvement...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:31:53 -0400

You know sometimes, as a writer, it ticks me off when people project their own level of involvement in writing onto me.

Writing is one of those things that everyone thinks they’re good at to some extent. I can’t tell you how many people have a novel they’re planning to write or a memoir or a short story or what have you.

And I think that’s great. I encourage everyone to write. You should write all the time. Seriously. Do it.

I just really don’t like it when I tell someone I’m a writer and they start talking to me like we share a hobby. On some level I appreciate the enthusiasm, but… okay, I don’t casually enter your field of expertise and act like I know everything about it.

When you say stuff like “you can’t write something that you’re not passionate about,” it makes me want to screech “FOR THE RIGHT PRICE YOU CAN.” This is a profession for me, and while I’m certainly passionate about the field of writing, I’d also like to eat.

reblogmyselfie: uploads selfie crowd boos

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:54:16 -0400

reblogmyselfie:

*uploads selfie*
*crowd boos*

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:10:46 -0400

if you could only wear one colour for the rest of your life what would it be? why?

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:43:16 -0400

Hunter green because it makes me look majestic.

fave song to sing in the shower?

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:47:35 -0400

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch meee, I wanna be dirrrttyyyy

I’m about to write my query letters to agents for my first novel.That’s obviously...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:24:17 -0400

I’m about to write my query letters to agents for my first novel.

That’s obviously stressful, so distract me with things. Ask me stuff. I don’t even care what it is I’ll respond to it. Anything to postpone query-letter-ing.

YAY for ceaseless Gay Bomb links!!! ;)

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:17:53 -0400

It’s a running gag on my blog at this point

captain-contradiction: jpbrammer: Yes, yes, legalize gay, sure. But have you ever considered...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:13:50 -0400

captain-contradiction:

jpbrammer:

Yes, yes, legalize gay, sure. But have you ever considered weaponizing gay?

Has anybody pointed this out already or

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

Yes every five minutes or so actually :’(

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:56:43 -0400

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:52:46 -0400

i definitely wanna fuck the life out of you. then cuddle and make you breakfast in the morning

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:52:27 -0400

You caught my attention with “make you breakfast.”

erikkwakkel: Medieval smiley face This is a true feel-good...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:39:41 -0400

erikkwakkel:

Medieval smiley face

This is a true feel-good doodle, drawn by a medieval reader and found in the lower margin of a 13th-century page. The surprisingly modern-looking smiley face is wearing glasses and seems to float towards the text in a balloon, quite content. This little scene made my day.

Pic: Conches, Bibliothèque municipale, MS 7 (main text 13th century, doodle 14th or 15th century).

reggiesloth: i liked your selfie because i want to fuck the life out of you

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:39:36 -0400

reggiesloth:

i liked your selfie because i want to fuck the life out of you

shadowlink-: i like this picture of gordon ramsay being upset over soup

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:46:22 -0400

shadowlink-:

i like this picture of gordon ramsay being upset over soup

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ONE MORE OF YOU NERDS LINK ME TO THE “GAY BOMB” WIKIPEDIA PAGE

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:46:06 -0400

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ONE MORE OF YOU NERDS LINK ME TO THE “GAY BOMB” WIKIPEDIA PAGE

John Paul Brammer

Just wanted to say that I really enjoy your poem 'I Will Not Chase You' =)

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If we haven’t spoken in a while and you get an awkward text from me saying “hey”...

"It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even..."

I knew that post was going to offend someone so I edited it until it was a sloppy mess of...

You know sometimes, as a writer, it ticks me off when people project their own level of involvement...

reblogmyselfie: *uploads selfie* *crowd boos*

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if you could only wear one colour for the rest of your life what would it be? why?

fave song to sing in the shower?

I’m about to write my query letters to agents for my first novel.That’s obviously...

YAY for ceaseless Gay Bomb links!!! ;)

captain-contradiction: jpbrammer: Yes, yes, legalize gay, sure. But have you ever considered...

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i definitely wanna fuck the life out of you. then cuddle and make you breakfast in the morning

erikkwakkel: Medieval smiley face This is a true feel-good...

reggiesloth: i liked your selfie because i want to fuck the life out of you

shadowlink-: i like this picture of gordon ramsay being upset over soup

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ONE MORE OF YOU NERDS LINK ME TO THE “GAY BOMB” WIKIPEDIA PAGE

reblogmyselfie: uploads selfie crowd boos